DILFs of Primary Goods

We love our fans. They’re loyal, sweet, and ridiculously good-looking. We thought it would be unfair for us to keep all the ogling to ourselves, so for your viewing pleasure, we’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite DILFs of Primary Goods. Don’t forget to tag us on Facebook and Instagram at @beprimary for the chance to be featured on SNOOZE!


Um, hi. A Fur Dad with minimalistic taste and a penchant for house plants? Yes please.


Can you say “cutest family ever”? And can we just talk about the fact that their dog matches their aesthetic? That’s the level of style we all hope to achieve.

These kids won the genetic lottery. Look at the smiles on everyone’s faces! Family naptime = goals. Thanks to @mrsdianaellis for sharing with us!


Hi @epic_steff. Photograph us like one of your French girls.

A Dad like @fillow7 who knows how to mix and match bedding to perfection is a DILF. No exceptions.

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